Target.

This is the list of things put into ONE target paper sack at my bi-weekly, weekend grocery trip to Target. Get ready.

1. Four Tomatoes

2. One carton of mushrooms

3. Grapes

(I realize these items aren't that heavy... please continue)

4. Bottle of Marsala Wine

5. Zesty Italian Salad Dressing

6. Four-pack of butter

7. Two-pound bag of carrots

8. One block of pepper jack cheese

9. Cous-cous

10. Two cans of chicken broth

(We're not done yet)

11. One-half gallon of milk

12. Ranch veggie dip

13. One can of baking powder

(And here's the kicker)

14. Three-pound, two ounce jar of apple sauce

Seriously. When you asked me if I wanted paper or plastic, I didn't realize it meant one bag of each.